Agents, jerseys, $1000 payments, midgets and South Beach…not a Kardashian show but week 2 of college football.

Georgia All-everything WR AJ “gots to get that “Green has been suspended for 4 games because, you’ll never believe this, but for selling his Independence Bowl jersey to a person that the NCAA has deemed to “meet the definition of a sports agent”. There must have been some Aggie maroon smeared on that penny somewhere, otherwise this just makes no sense. Oh it went for $1,000.00 FYI. So AJ sells his jersey, once, for a grand and gets 1/3 of his season taken away, while the University of Georgia currently offers eight different versions of his #8 UGA jersey and only gets 60% of the royalties, which must reach heavy 7 figures. To add more confusion, Marcel Darius at Alabama goes to South Beach not once, but twice on an agent’s dime and gets 2 games to sit and think about it, last time we looked 2 trips to A1A cost a bit more than $1000. More than anything this is just face palming unbelievable. In fact right this second somewhere Jesse Ventura and Mickey Rourke are tossing midgets into oncoming traffic screaming “ONLY IN AMERICA!!”