Mutiny on the High Plains.

Well unlike Mike Leach at Texas Tech, we are back. Forgive the long hiatus, but the holidays, bowl games and special team melt-downs can keep a man in the proverbial dark shed for a while. Yes it’s true, as this is being prepared, the semi-lunatic pirate want-to-be in Lubbock has finally succumbed to mutiny and been forced to walk his own plank. This is just another rung on the ever growing ladder of Texas Tech decisions that leaves the rest of the semi-interested world scratching their collective heads. Outside of rampant STD’s Tech finally had something that put them on the national map of relevance. Mike Leach love him or hate him, made the Red Raiders a very formidable foe on the grid-iron. Even the gimmick hire of Bob Knight couldn’t steal the spot light from the chubby Vince Gill look a like. All of this was brought about by the reported “whining” of one Adam James, WR/TE, son of Craig James, lazy worker and all around d-bag. Adam was ordered to spend his practice time in a dark shed/garage due to a mild-concussion. But like it’s been said before one mans shed is another mans garage, regardless the one truth is, whether it was a shed or garage, it was not suitable for Adam and the silver shovel he’s been served off of his entire life. Congratulations James family, Father Craig (after a brilliant high school career leading Houston TX juggernaut Stratford HS to the ’78 state championship) was involved in one of college Footballs “darkest” moments, when he and fellow badass, Eric Dickerson, took so much money, coke, cars and women at SMU, that the NCAA gave them the dreaded Death Penalty, thus completely ruining the schools football program for the better part of 3 decades. And now Adam has managed, in Mike Leach, to get the best thing to happen to Texas Tech since penicillin fired. One can only assume if Adam hasn’t been flogged to death by print time in the Alamo Dome locker room, that he probably won’t be welcomed in to any other program with open arms. Oh and was it mentioned that if Mike Leach was still the Head Coach of the Red Raiders on 12/31/09 he was due an $800K bonus. That’s right all the genius in Lubbock got together and decided to save the University $800,000.00 by firing Leach 1 day before the bonus was to be earned. Congrats Tech enjoy your slide back into obscurity, tell Baylor hi when you get there.

And to all you idiots out there that will celebrate this bowl season by at some point chanting SEC, SEC at a game or even worse a bar, you my non-friend are an ass-hat. That’s like cheering for the guy on Biggest Loser, just b/c it’s a guy. With that you are saying that you would rather have another skinny dude on the streets rather than a recently skinny chick, with possible esteem issues. Again I tell you that you are an idiot.

Eye-yie-yie of the Tiger....

Tiger it’s one thing to go out on one leg and win our nations most prestigious golf prize, but we must say your latest feat is truly one of a kind.

Seriously how on earth can you hit two stationary objects in your own driveway and darn near total an Escalade all the while never exceeding 33 mph?!! We know you are half Asian, but this begs the question, is the driving gene that dominant? So if you got your mother’s driving genes that means you surely got something ethnic specific from your father as well. Hmmmm…. Maybe this is why about 14 girls are claiming affairs with you. Just saying.

Look, do us all a favor, you have proven that you are at least half human with your latest escapades, now go out and fire a couple 83’s at the next few majors and we will all feel better about you and your antics.

Finally this makes a wise old quote make complete sense, we just had no idea the Tiger frequented Dudley’s Draw in College Station TX, and with a sharpie no less.
“No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere is sick of her shit” – Eldrick W.