I recall reading recently that being an attorney for the University of Texas Football program was a “recession proof” job. Turns out that was no joke.
Sergio Kindle, linebacker for the Longhorns, pulled off his best grandma at the crowded farmers market, when he plowed his vehicle into an apartment building at about 2:30am. Unlike grandma, Kindle and crew quickly got out of the car and pushed it down the street to let it cool off over night. Apparently the car had had a few too many and they were just being good friends.
Sergio claims to have been texting when the accident occurred. The apartment complex estimates the damage to be around $8,700.00. So if Texas can collect $1 from the first 8700 fans to arrive too their seats at the whorns home opener this year, he should be able to pay this off at the start of the second half.
Kindle was also suspended for 3 games of the 2007 season for a DWI arrest. Serg, you obviously can’t drink and drive efficiently, now you prove that you can’t work a cell phone while driving. I think by deductive reasoning it’s fair to say you shouldn’t be behind the wheel when booze and booty calls are at hand. Let me guess you aren’t a strong swimmer either?
1 comment:
Priorities are really messed up.
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