Princeton Reviewed and Princeton still a loser.

The Princeton Review has once again released its list of “top ________ college”.

BYU – Soberest student body – Polygamy is tough enough, booze would only blur an already blurry practice.
Notre Dame – Every student is involved in intramural athletics - Too bad the football team isn’t.
George Washington – Most politically active students – Kind of goes without saying, doesn’t it?
New York University – Gay Community most accepted – San Francisco Art Institute is demanding a re-count.
Texas A&M – Most conservative student body – Banner year for TAMU continues, Golf Nat’l Champs, Men and Women Track Nat’l Champs. Track teams must have been at a meet when survey was performed.
Warren Wilson College – Most liberal student body – Students must work on campus to graduate, I thought liberals didn’t like to work?
West Point – Most accessible Profs – Making sure the concept of shot-to-kill is understood is pretty important. I hope they don’t need many tutors up there.
Penn State – Hardest partying student body – How does the Big 10 claim this every year? Long winters and fat chicks, sounds like a rocking party to me! You’ll notice they head south very quickly in their poll.
Brown University – Happiest students – Apparently it fades after graduating in some alumni.
Pomona College – Best classroom experience – Whit an average SAT of 1460 and ACT of 32, I suppose the classroom might be fun for them.

If your respective school didn’t make the list, there are many ways you can directly impact next year’s results. To start you could…..Put down the beer, pick up more beer, register to vote, vote straight ticket Democrat or straight ticket Republican, come out of the closet, harass those as they come out of the closet, annoy your profs daily, smile and giggle throughout the entire lecture, or study hard in high school and go to Pomona College.